How to Register for Classes at
ASU
1 Wait until the last minute,
preferably just before tuition is due.
2 Avoid visiting an
adviser. (I’ve heard of several
people that visited an adviser and ended up taking two or three extra semesters
to graduate.)
3 Search for classes. (Remember, all the ones suggested on
your DARS report to help you toward graduation do not in fact exist.)
4 Register for classes. (Be sure to push the button to confirm your classes. Be sure to push the button to take
your classes to ‘check out.' Be sure to push the button that re-confirms that you REALLY wanted those classes. You get points if you do this without rolling your eyes.)
5 Reregister for classes. (Three were cancelled for lack of
interest.)
6 Reregister for classes. (Two were cancelled for lack of
interest and because of budget cuts.)
7 Change your major. (Your major was consolidated out of
existence because of budget cuts.)
8 Beg an instructor to add you
on the first day of class. (Carry
a supply of add/drop forms.)
