Narcissistic: “Hark
the Herald Angels Sing… about me!”
Dementia: “I’ll
be Home For Christmas…. Maybe”
Manic: “Deck
the Halls and the walls and the Floors and the Porch and the Streets and the
roads and the stores and the Lampposts and the Cars and the Ceilings and the
Buses and the Schools..”
Attention Deficiet Disorder: “Silent Night, Holy oh Look is
that a Frog? I want some
Chocolate. Why is France so Far
Away?”
Paranoid: “Santa
Clause is Coming to Town… to Get Me!”
Borderline Personality: “I’m Gonna Pout, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Shout, and Maybe I’ll
tell You Why”
Obsessive Compulsive: “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….”
(Disclosure: I didn’t write these. A cousin-in-law did and I wrote them down in my
journal. Ran across them recently
and felt they needed to be shared..)
