Smaller than a bread box

Incorporating silliness makes it fun to write things.  


“Hi, I’m calling about the space for rent?”

“Space, space… OH, yes, the space for rent.  We have all different kinds of space.  What kind do you need?”

“Just a small space.”

“Smaller than a bread box?”

“Well, I need some elbow room.”

“There’s room enough in a bread box to wiggle one’s elbow.”

“But that’s if I only need the space for my elbow.  No, I need to fit in the space too.”

“How big are you, sir?”

“Smaller than a bread box.”

“ARRRRRRRGG!”

“Just kidding!  Calm down!”